February 2010
I Make Too Many Accounts →
Ask me shit.
Come to think of it...
jasonrobertballard:
The greatest thing I could ever share with you is my life. My entire life.
She texted me, said she had to tell me about something she was reading in her psych homework that I’d find interesting. We’ve been talking, every night… most nights til 4 and 5am because we’re nuts… since May 30th, 2009. I think it’s important to be with someone that not only can you talk to, but...
January 2010
4 tags
The song of the day, apparently.
...
From Grrrls To Womyn →
Dark scary rift in center of Milky Way.
lifeonfiction:
Sun lining up with rift. Teleported to third dimension? Who knows?
lifeonfiction:
daenight: i planned to do hw tonight, instead i made a huge painting, said regrettable shit in spanish, got drunk, had a mental breakdown, and sang jazz to a wayward ferret and listened to lou reed and cried to my vodka.
“None of that made any sense, and all of it made me angry.”
– K.L.
Salinger, #2
brianmlatimer:
hardcorefornerds:agrammar:
One of the chief embarrassments of Salinger fans is that he’s best known via The Catcher in the Rye. Most of them would probably point readers elsewhere — say, Raise High the Roofbeams, Carpenters, or bits of Nine Stories like “The Laughing Man.” I provide those links for anyone who’s hearing a lot about Salinger today but hasn’t spent much time with...
“It’s the land of really bad sex.”
– Professor Hullot-Kentor
J.D. Salinger →
Is it bad that I’m excited for all of the work he’s been shut up in his house with to be released?
OH, LOOK AUTUMN. →
lifeonfiction:
autumndae:
lifeonfiction:
MOTHERLAND. FUCK YOU, YOU DUMB BITCH.
I WILL BVOOZER ALL THE FUCK I WANT.
SOCIAL NETWORKING WHORE.
FIGHTING WORDS, HUSSY. YOU WANNA GO?
LET’S TAKE THIS SHIT OFFLINE, BITCH!
OH, LOOK AUTUMN. →
lifeonfiction:
MOTHERLAND. FUCK YOU, YOU DUMB BITCH.
I WILL BVOOZER ALL THE FUCK I WANT.
SOCIAL NETWORKING WHORE.
Three feminist rants
lostmapskeletonkey:
ilovefat:
seaponies:
crustyriotgrrl:
fuckyeahfeminists:
Three feminist rants
“Today I have a few feminist rants that I need to get out of my system. 1. The murder of innocent women at a gym in Pennsylvania has alerted me to the existence of the pick up artist community. These are men who rant and moan about the unreasonable bitches who won’t fuck them, and they share...
lifeonfiction:
animatedgifs:
Imagine how many lines of coke you can do off the iPad.
YOU GUYS REMEMBER THOSE LOVE MATCH QUESTIONNAIRES...
amylynnn:
autumndae:
lifeonfiction:
And then you had to pay like five bucks to find your ~*soulmate*~ based on your answers?
Yeah. Good times.
I remember those. I’m pretty sure Mike Wood was one of my matches. Oops. And like, some kids I never even knew were in our school. I also think Justine was one of mine somehow.
You know Mike Wood was arrested for stealing some lady’s underwear,...
YOU GUYS REMEMBER THOSE LOVE MATCH QUESTIONNAIRES...
lifeonfiction:
And then you had to pay like five bucks to find your ~*soulmate*~ based on your answers?
Yeah. Good times.
I remember those. I’m pretty sure Mike Wood was one of my matches. Oops. And like, some kids I never even knew were in our school. I also think Justine was one of mine somehow.
“Most of the dandelions had changed from suns to moon.”
– Vladimir Nabokov, Lolita (via lostmapskeletonkey)
lifeonfiction:
Autumn Dae Eggleton YOU KNOW WHAT’S FUNNY? I WAS SLEEPING IN A TENT WITH YOU WHEN THAT PARAPLEGIC DID SET YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE.
I love our friendship.
“Dear Magazine Editors, what does my girlfriend like in bed? Dear Fucktard, no...”
– R. Werkmeister
“For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.”
– Virginia Woolf (via bitchville)
“If your boyfriend hates buying you tampons, he’s an idiot. A child. A man buying...”
– (via lifeonfiction)
Black Coat, White Shoes, Black Hat, Cadillac...
…yeah, the boy’s a time bomb.
I'm Always Going To Talk About This
I need to talk a little in response to things I’ve been hearing over and over. This is about every time I’ve heard someone get grossed out about the menstrual cycle. This is about every time I’ve heard a girl say “I hate the word uterus.” This is about every time someone has said “I hate my period.”
This world has promoted so much female hate. The...
Unicorn Sex
A: good things come in threes
A: you got a job, hes getting a job, maybe unicorns will like fall from the sky or something
K: and we can bang them!
A: wut
A: hahahahahahah
K: what’s wrong with that…
A: there will be no unicorn banging on my watch
K: you’ll just have to close your eyes then
A: never! god help you if i see you putting your penis near any unicorns
A: i cant...
This might be the mood I’m in this...
Streetlight Manifesto
lostmapskeletonkey:
Goddamn, high school was a good time.
5 tags
New Plan of Action
So I have a new theory that I think could solve the female equality debacle once and for all. I say we all just refuse to give birth until this is all sorted out. If you’d like the human race to continue, we’d like equal wages, healthcare coverage, and to be treated in a civil and morally acceptable manner. Thank you, have a nice day, this transaction is non-negotiable.
Triggers of Memory
I’ve been listening to Led Zeppelin and Patti Smith all morning. I think I miss my parents.
Period Sex. Yeah, you heard me. →
